Affordable Luxury Sport Sedans: Nissan Maxima SR vs. Chrysler 300S vs. Acura TLX SH-AWD


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This is the true story of a comparison test between three luxury sport sedans which take very different paths to achieving their performance goals. For those with petrol in their veins, everyone should know that the aggressively styled 2017 Nissan Maxima is front-wheel drive, the 2017 Chrysler 300S is a rear driver with the only honest to goodness V8 on test here and the 2017 Acura TLX SH-AWD can send power to any slipping wheels even in dry weather conditions. Both the Acura and Maxima offer V6 engines with the Acura the only one on test which offers an admittedly impressive 4-cylinder engine in base models. .

Unlike many other all-wheel drive or other on-demand systems, SH-AWD is special for being able to send so much engine power to one or two wheels and we are sure it will inspire some attempted hooliganism with owner’s newly licensed children behind the wheel.  But isn’t this InfotainmentExperts.com? Aren’t we obsessed with tech? Well, this is a luxury sport sedan comparison where we judge and grade the tech on offer such as in the sections for Audio, Safety Tech, Technology Ease of Use and Smartphone Connectivity. We will also tell you our opinions on the exterior, interior quality and comfort, fuel efficiency, performance and finally “Is this car worth the price?”

So, with much ado about not much else let’s find out how this comparison test turned out!

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First Place: 2017 Nissan Maxima SR

While we will hold off on proclaiming it the return of the 4DSC (4 door Sports Car), we are amazed at how well the Maxima SR performed across the board be it in its fun to drive nature all the way to its impressive adjustable handling technology. There really is no place where this new Maxima, especially in the aggressive looking SR trim, trails its two competitors most especially in value for money as our vehicle stickered just over $38,000 as opposed to $43,000 and for the Chrysler and just over $45,000 for our top of the line advance trim Acura TLX SH-AWD. Admittedly our Chrysler would have matched the Acura’s price had it only been equipped with the optional all-wheel drive which for those living in snow belt states we presume is a must.

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Impressive among the tech features were Nissan’s terrific Around View Parking Monitor, a full purview of active safety tech from blind spot warning to automatic forward emergency braking, a unique sport tuned suspension enhanced by the Drive Mode Selector and Integrated Dynamics-control Module. The Drive Mode selector when put into “Sport” will sharpen the vehicle’s throttle response, enhance steering feel as well as initiating Active Sound Enhancement for the standard 300-horsepower 3.5 liter V6 which when pushed emits the most glorious staccato vibrato of any V6 out there.

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The Integrated Dynamics Control Module, in a sense, easily explains why we had so much fun driving this admittedly rather large four-door sedan on a long road trip. It has Active Trace Control which automatically optimizes your line through turns by applying the inner or outer brakes as well as Active Engine Braking which automatically “downshifts” the gearless CVT automatic during braking while readying the gearbox to power you out of a freeway off-ramp apex, should that be your desire.

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Of course, the Maxima SR also features Apple Carplay/Android Auto compatibility, heated and ventilated front Ascot leather and alcantara seats, an 11-speaker Bose Centerpoint 2 audio system that provided a terrific driving soundtrack as well as Intelligent Radar Cruise control which can bring the vehicle to a complete stop and then bring you back to your set speed.

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In addition, the 2017 Nissan Maxima was always comfortable for the passengers as well thanks to Active Ride Control which reacts automatically to bumps, potholes and road irregularities by subtly applying the brakes to keep the chassis level. Even the dog we rescued at the end of our road trip loved the 2017 Nissan Maxima SR and we think was rather disappointed when it just disappeared one day. We were too.

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Second Place: 2017 Acura TLX SH-AWD

Whereas the 2017 Acura TLX looks a bit like an ancient Japanese Shogun warrior in a neatly pressed suit of armor, the Maxima SR is much more the challengingly styled in the manner of modern Japanese Anime. But with the 2017 Acura TLX you not only get a car with a reputation for reliability as well as top notch resale values but you also get what is easily one of the most advanced all-wheel wheel drive systems out there. It’s called SH-AWD (or Super-Handling All-Wheel Drive) and it not only helps keep you on the road in slick or icy conditions but thanks to its ability to apportion torque to individual wheels it also aids dry weather cornering grip.

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Our 2017 Acura TLX SH-AWD came with a 3.5 liter 290 horsepower V6 engine attached to a slick shifting 9-speed automatic gearbox. As is the current luxury brand norm, the TLX with the V6 engine also has a new, utterly unique push button gear changer inside the cabin to annoy people who hate change just for the sake of it. Now, the Acura’s motor makes a swell noise when you rev it out to redline but that is nothing compared to the incomparable 10-speaker ELS Studio Premium Audio System which for years has been our favorite OEM audio system for perfect sound no matter what kind of music you play. Please, always order the Tech Package with an Acura to get the ELS Audio. It is that good.

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The TLX also excels in the area of advanced safety technology with our Tech and Advance Package equipped model boasting bling spot warning, front impact warning, rear cross traffic monitoring, a muti-angle back up camera, automatic rain sensing wipers, a lane keeping assist system which actively will tug on your steering wheel to keep you in your lane, a full collision mitigation braking system, road departure mitigation (yes, on the highway the TLX can essentially steer itself although if you take your hands off the wheel for too long it will send you a warning) and lastly a highly effective Adaptive Cruise control with low speed follow that had no problem handling terrible Southern California stop and go traffic by itself.

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We can verify that from the very big traffic jam returning from Honda Headquarters on the 405 in this test TLX. It worked flawlessly, managing to both steer and manipulate the brake and throttle without driver assist. We were, however, monitoring everything so don’t think you can take a nap on your morning commute just yet.  And with this 2017 Acura TLX SH-AWD managing to be so agile, fun to drive and oh-so very Audi Quattro-like in its buttoned-down cornering behavior, this car is every inch the premium luxury car. As such it deserves to have a special brand.

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The 2017 Acura TLX SH-AWD is the car we would buy first money no object. It is just that good. And it’s styling will appear classically timeless even a decade down the road which is not a sure thing for the Maxima or for that matter the 300S. All that the TLX might appear to be lacking when compared to the Chrysler and Nissan is Apple Carplay and Android Auto compatibility but frankly, the infotainment system design is excellent as is and does feature Siri Eyes Free for Apple iPhone users. That, and our personal favorite feature which is Song by Voice which allows you to use the voice activation system to have the car play a song, album, artist or playlist from your smartphone or even better, the build in music hard drive storage system. With the 2017 Acura TLX, you really can’t go wrong.

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Third Place: 2017 Chrysler 300S

There are really no losers amongst these three full-size, luxury performance sedans. All of them are enjoyable to drive, refined and offer all the roominess that a Toyota Avalon or Chevy Impala buyer seeks just with a bit more excitement. They all feature cutting edge active safety features like blind spot warning and can even attempt to autonomously stop the car to varying degrees if they detect an impending accident. Even in the center console Chrysler has engineered in an optional wireless charger right beside a couple of USB ports and something called an AUX-in jack.

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So, theoretically, if you have a phone that is capable of wireless recharging you could hop into your 2017 Chrysler 300, toss you phone into the center console armrest cubby and stream your music to the impressive enough, albeit somewhat artificially heavy in the bass department, 10-speaker Beats audio system with a 552-watt amplifier and dual voice coil subwoofer. We can attest to the facts that our test 2017 Chrysler 300S had quite a loud sound system. Almost too loud. Best left at 7/10’s. If you’d like to keep your hearing.

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Since its inception many moons ago, Chrysler’s U-Connect infotainment system has improved with leaps and bounds to the point that the 8.4 touch screen variant in our tester was easily the equal of class best. The screen is high resolution and enormous with both Apple Carplay and Android Auto compatibility if you choose to go that route. If you buy your 2017 Chrysler 300S with the U-Connect 8.4 with built in navigation you also get 5 years free Sirius XM Travel Link and Traffic Plus which is a great way to sell customers on the Chrysler OEM navigation rather than just using Waze.

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Our test 2017 Chrysler 300S featured dark silver chrome dash inlays contrasting with black leather sport seats nicely embroidered with a red “S” in to the backrest. If you want wood trim, shinier chrome inside and your more traditional Chrysler 300 experience then check out the 300C or top of the line 300C Platinum. But this is our issue with the 2017 Chrysler 300, because even if you select 300C Platinum you still pay more for the 5.7 liter V8 as well as what they refer to the Safety Tec Plus Group—the package that is essential to bring this car up to the active safety tech level of its newer rivals here.

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Oh, yeah, and for all in with every option hitting just over $47,000 we wish that so many interior components from the power window switches to the climate control were not just standard Fiat/Chrysler parts bin items. You do, however, tend to forget all that once you nail the throttle on the 5.7 liter 363 horsepower Hemi V8 which feels most of the time as if it has bottomless amounts of accelerative thrust on offer. Oh, yeah, and it sounds cool doing it. Just don’t tell that to the cop who just caught you doing 120 miles per hour on the freeway.

 

 

The All-New (sort-of) 2016 Volkswagen Passat still makes a splashy Debut


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Written by James Hamel

It was supposed to be a rather standard event, the recent unveiling of the 2016 Volkswagen Passat which received a well conceived mid-life refresh for the new model year. While not as radical a mid-cycle visit to the plastic surgeon that the 2015 Toyota Camry received, VW did manage for 2016 to leapfrog most all of the competition when it comes to in car active safety features plus infotainment availability and ease of use. Otherwise, there wasn’t much wrong with the 2015 Passat as it remains both an excellent motorway cruiser and capable back road curve carver in the true German tradition. Plus, Volkswagen held the line on price while adding content.

The event was held in New York, Brooklyn to be more exact, with the shimmering Freedom Tower visible from the waterfront location FullSizeRender (5)VW had no doubt chosen months ago for this occasion. For some reason, Lenny Kravitz performed a short concert late in the evening, sadly without any wardrobe malfunctions. Volkswagen of America president Michael Horn introduced the Passat but not before giving a long, honest apology about the emissions scandal where he admitted Volkswagen had done wrong to its customers and that they would pay all fines and cooperate to make everything right.

What more do people want exactly? Apparently they want to see you almost fall off stage because while going over the subtle changes to the car he nearly fell off the side of the stage no doubt due to nerves after getting such an icy reception from the media. And because he was on a spinning platform and put one foot where the floor wasn’t moving but that’s not the point. It was only after his goofy pratfall that the crowd softened somewhat and by the end of his presentation the audience applauded his frank approach to a rather tricky situation.

The 2016 Volkswagen Passat in all trim levels (unlike Accord) has mirror play which hooks up to Apple’s Car Play or Google Android Auto with the touch of a button and it comes with Bluetooth sync speed capability and USB port music importing speeds that are unmatched by any car we have ever tested. And we were not told that, we experienced it first hand.

As for the exterior, the lines look even more taut and muscular overall as the roof makes a stronger half-hofmeister kink down towards FullSizeRender (6)the more angular rear tail lamp design. The only point of contention was the enhanced top chrome lip on the front grille which to some appeared too much like a fat upper lip. Maybe its appearance hits too close to home to those who have experienced the personal embarrassment of having their collagen lip injection go wrong and had to live with a larger upper lip for 8 to 10 months. The VW is not that noticeable in person so it shouldn’t be looked upon as a candidate for the next cast of the “Real Housewives” franchise.

If the grille bothers you, check out the new sportier R-Line trim level which makes that design element less noticeable and is a welcome addition to the line-up. At launch the Passat will definitely be available with Volkswagens excellent 1.8 liter turbocharged 4-cylinder and the velvety 3.6 liter VR6 engine with the one question mark being when the 2.0 liter TDI will be back on sale. We imagine a company the size of Volkswagen has enough engineers to figure out a solution to the issue sooner rather than later.

Lastly, we also quite impressed with the generous array of advanced safety features now available with the Passat including the usual blind spot monitoring, lane departure warning, a self-parking feature, adaptive cruise control, automatic braking assist that works autonomously and a first—something called post collision braking which if you have an impact with either a vehicle or object the car will attempt to keep the driver from losing control by overcorrecting through braking controlled by the onboard computer. That might help put an end to the 15 car interstate pile-up.

Now everyone please try to remember to breathe, relax and remember that the 2016 Volkswagen Passat will not sneak into your home at night, kidnap your children and try to turn them into gingerbread cookies. Not that we know of anyway. But then we do have a herd of magical unicorn so who are we to judge.

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2015 Honda Accord Coupe EX-L V6 Manual is roomy, fast and fun to the extreme


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Written by James Hamel

From when we are very young, most of us are taught by our mothers that it’s what’s inside that counts when it comes to how you judge a person. Well, in this case mom appears to have been right even if you never jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge just because your friend was possibly going to do it. Still, mom deserves some kudos for much of her advice but is it possible to find beauty on the inside and outside? Well, live with a 2015 Honda Accord Coupe EX-L V6 with a manual transmission for a while and we are pretty sure you will believe in pure beauty.

The very same is quite true about the long term enjoyment and love you might enjoy from this new car, the type of car you keep garaged for 15 years and make your passengers take off their shoes each time they get in. Now, if the worst thing you can think of to say about the 2015 Accord Coupe V6 is that “it doesn’t look bold enough” then by all means feel free to test drive something flashier in the segment that will no doubt depreciate like a rock once the styling starts to look dated after 6 months on sale.

Furthermore, the Accord can actually accommodate four adults comfortable all the while boasting 13.7 cubic feet of cargo space. This is a sports coupe that doesn’t need to be your third car or the only car of a tuner boy racer—we are talking to you Miata/FR-S/370Z/Mustang EcoBoost and Genesis Coupe. And while the dashboard of the Accord Coupe is lifted pretty much wholesale from the sedan, there was nothing wrong with it in the first place. And having the manual transmission available with the V6 engine helps keep the two door Accord very special indeed.

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So, underneath the 2015 Accord coupe’s understated yet undeniably timeless and handsome exterior sheet metal lies an interior with best in class interior quality materials, unparalleled user friendliness even with its incredibly hi-tech Honda Link system with A-ha, Pandora and more as well as a level of stylistic panache you won’t find in other coupes with no four door kin.

And don’t you spend most of your time inside your car? So really we can’t reiterate how important it is to be comfortable in your driver’s seat. If you aren’t inside your car most of the time, you’re doing something wrong. Because you really shouldn’t be driving from the roof as the Highway Patrol frowns on that kind of thing.

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Driving Experience, Pricing and Features

The 2015 Honda Accord V6 starts at $30,350 and the only available option is in-dash navigation which adds about $2,000. So that includes leather seats, dual zone climate control, premium audio, Bluetooth, 18-inch alloys, heated front seats, power seat, push button start and keyless entry as well as a 3.5 liter 278 horsepower/253 lb. feet of torque V6 engine that makes a positively addicting ad intoxicating growl when pushed. Just be careful, again, around the Highway Patrol. And having the manual transmission available with the V6 engine helps keep the two door Accord very special indeed.

The 2015 Honda Accord is also available in V6 form with an ultra-smooth and buttery 6-speed automatic as well as with a 2.4 187 horsepower/184 lb. feet of torque 4-cylinder that in decently equipped LX-S trim starts at just a little over $23,000. The 4-cylinder uses a unique belt driven CVT automatic that is the quietest, smoothest and least annoying of its kind in the business.

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Appeared originally on the National Honda and Acura Examiner Page you can visit by clicking here.

2015 Fiat 500L Trekking vs. 2015 Ford Focus C-Max


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By James Hamel (Excerpts taken from Examiner.com.)

Now we do comparison tests all the time where we declare winners in categories ranging from family sedans to minivans to compact cars to luxury sedans. But what if we decided not to declare a winner but rather point out two unique and tasty alternatives to the gold standard of the subcompact class right now and most likely for a generation—the Honda Fit. It is roomy, fuel efficient, affordable, well equipped, powerful enough, nice looking and beats the snot out of the usual suspects like the Yaris, Versa and Spark. But there must be other options surely?

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Why yes there are in the form of the Italian oddball meatball the five door 2015 Fiat 500L hatchback as well as the hybrid 2015 Ford C-Max which too many people overlook in favor of a Prius. Admittedly, both the Fiat 500L and the Ford C-Max have more than a few awkward styling cues but with all of that comes a tremendous amount of utility for families. Yes, space enough to rival even the Fit with the 500L just beating out the C-Max for cargo capacity due to the Ford hybrid’s batteries are beneath the cargo floor. A fix a flat sealant is located under the passenger seat. We’d say if you buy a C-Max and get a flat tire, call a tow truck.

But let’s check out the C-Max and 500L more closely now…

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Ford Tries to Build a Prius, out comes the C-MAX

Now you could easily construe that as a bad thing that the C-Max is really nothing like the holy and virtuous Prius as a bad thing, we actually meant it in a complementary sense because where the Toyota is a silent, serene and numb isolation chamber you actually find handling liveliness, agility and a peppier feel off the line. Or maybe we were having fun flooring it too often. The C-Max is also down on the Prius EPA fuel economy at 42 city/37 highway. Frankly the only vehicle we have ever gotten 50 miles per gallon in regularly is with VW’s TDI on the freeway.

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Now if when you hop into the 2015 Ford C-Max Hybrid and it seems familiar that’s probably because it shares much of its design and parts with the Focus. So that means you have the luxury of the razor sharp steering from the Focus in a hybrid which in and of itself should be cause for a Government holiday. What we are saying here, people, is fun to drive hybrids do exist. There is also a plug-in hybrid “Energi” variant of the C-Max but if you don’t have much access to charging stations then the regular hybrid will suit most folks just fine.

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The Italian Job—(2015 Fiat 500L)

Whereas the original and admittedly rather cramped Fiat 500 coupe and Fiat 500 Abarth are undeniably cute and/or muscularly adorable, the 2015 Fiat 500L Trekking four door multi-activity wagon can take a bit of getting used to visually. People tend to love it or not so much when they first see it but in a world where people rarely turn their head when $100,000 BMW’s go by, you can bet people will be checking out your 2015 Fiat 500L Trekking which for us after options, delivery and a nice $1,500 discount came to just over $21,000 lavishly equipped. And what’s more, with the standard six-speed manual gearbox and the 1.4 liter 160 horsepower/184 lb. feet of torque Multi-Air turbocharged 4-cylinder, this endearingly odd four door hatchback is a laugh riot to drive. But more on that in a minute.

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First off, let’s talk value. The 2015 Fiat 500L Trekking can be differentiated from its brethren thanks to some chunky body cladding, a slightly raised ride height, a unique yet truly well done interior treatment featuring a tan dash fascia and Morrone (brown) heavy duty cloth seats, Sirius XM, cruise control, power windows, locks and mirrors as well as some truly styling 17-inch alloy wheels all as standard for a starting price of $20,945. This also includes a generous 4 year/50,000 mile warranty with 3 years of free maintenance.

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As Fiat is relatively new (again) to the U.S. market, if you purchase one of the Trekking options packs you get a back-up camera with rear sensors, a 6.5-inch dash mounted U-Connect screen with integrated USB/i-Pod integration and charge function, AM/FM/CD with 6-premium speakers, navigation, Bluetooth functionality, steering wheel audio controls, heated side mirrors, leather wrapped shift knob and steering wheel and an audio/visual impact system to alert you of possible collisions at low speeds with, perhaps, a curb. Not that you have ever done that. Neither have we.15235957499_780da9b9b5_k

Our Giallo Yellow came equipped with Trekking Group 4 which also added a stylish white roof accent, rear seat armrest with large American sized cupholders, dual zone climate control, power dimming rear view mirror, a year’s subscription to Sirius/XM (standard is 3 months), power driver’s seat and various interior appearance upgrades. Our total? Just a shade over $23,000. For all those features, that’s a steal.

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2015 Honda Fit vs. 2015 Ford Fiesta Ecoboost vs. 2015 Hyundai Accent battle for Top Spot


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By James Hamel

We spent a large portion of the last year road testing subcompact offerings from every single automaker all the way from Nissan down to Mitsubishi with the following three models standing head and shoulders above the rest. Yes, if you read the headline you would see that they are, in no particular no order, the 2015 Honda Fit, the 2015 Hyundai Accent and the 2015 Ford Fiesta with the impressive 1.0 3-cylinder Ecoboost motor. Too bad more of the car didn’t impress.

Can the 2015 Hyundai Accent fend off the latest Fit and updated Fiesta?

Do consider the incredible feat that this represents considering that none of the subcompact competition for these three exemplary small cars is really bad, unless of course you count the Nissan Versa sedan which is not only inferior to the Versa Note but to most used cars on the market as well. Slow, noisy, bare bones with all of the pleasant feel of a solitary confinement chamber in a third world gulag, we really don’t recommend the 2015 Nissan Versa sedan at all. Otherwise, models like the Toyota Yaris, Mitsubishi Mirage, Chevy Spark, Kia Rio and Chevy Sonic all are fine choices. They just aren’t the best.

Well, you already know who made the top three among the subcompacts we drove this year. But read on to find out who came out on top.

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Exterior Styling

Unfortunately our Fiesta test unit was the sedan which we think is much frumpier looking than the sporty, euro-styled hatchback model. We suggest you go that route. Now, as far as styling goes Hyundai and Honda both took very different yet modern approaches. Admittedly, the 2015 Honda Fit looks the most like a robot from the future that merely has transformed into a roomy hatchback. One could imagine as it drives along that possibly it is humming along to “Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto” by Styx. But we do have overactive imaginations.

Our 2015 Hyundai Accent tester was a GLS sedan which proved to be the most mature and grown up looking vehicle in our trio. For a more European and somewhat sportier look Hyundai offers the Accent also as a five door hatchback this year even with a special Sport model which adds features as well as dresses up the exterior to at least make it look faster. No changes were made to the engine, the same 1.6 liter 137 horsepower/123 lb. feet of torque 4-cylinder found in our shapely sedan. So all in all, if you want post-modern future thinking go with the Fit whereas the Accent is perfect for those who want styling that won’t look dated in two years. (1st Place (Tie): 2015 Honda Fit EX and 2015 Hyundai Accent GLS, 3rd Place: 2015 Ford Focus Sedan 1.0 Ecoboost)

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Interior Quality, Layout and Roominess

Both the Honda and Hyundai trump the Ford for that elusive “feel-good” factor as far as interior ambience goes simply because both the Accent and Fit use more soft touch plastics and upscale feeling materials than the Fiesta SE we tested. The Fiesta also had the most cramped back seat that also gave you the odd sensation you were sitting in a ditch. Otherwise trunk space was on a par with the Accent which admittedly had more comfortable seats all around and an airier feel to its cabin.

But seriously, no one can compete with the room, utility and interior comfort offered by the 2015 Honda Fit. Yes, you can still fold the rear seats and fit a Mountain Bike in there thanks to the return of the “Magic Seat.” It’s not magic, Honda just moved the gas tank to under the front seats thereby freeing up room. No matter how it was done, the 2015 Honda Fit offers up 52.7 cubic feet of cargo space when the seats are folded flat which is a figure that beats many small SUVs. Frankly, it’s bigger than some Manhattan apartments in there.  (First: Honda Fit, 2nd: Hyundai Accent, Third: Ford Fiesta)IMG_0246

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The Rules for picking out the Color Combination of your Next new Car


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Written By James Hamel

Now, before you start writing letters about us stereotyping ourselves in the LBGT community as always being more color, style and fashion conscious understand that this is not why we feel qualified to offer up these admonishments to people looking to buy a new car soon. No, we don’t claim that being gay gives us an insight into the inner working of Donatella Versace’s brain (we rely on science and Morticians for that), we just know that when face with an affront to our ocular glands (your eyes, people) new are just more likely to point out the problem than lie and say pink is the perfect color for a Porsche 911.

And make no mistake, in this age of automotive personalization there are more opportunities than ever for people to order their next new car with all sorts of hideous color choices for not just the exterior but the interior, the wheels, side mirror caps and the list goes on. So here is a list of some hard and fast rules for the color conscious to stick to. There, we just used “hard’ and “fast” twice and now we are sure fellow Gaywheels scribe Sam Gomez would have had ten jokes for that all ready to go. But that’s the thing, we at Gaywheels are all different and Sam just happens to have the funniest comments. Now check out this list and know it may sound a bit rude and bitchy only because its author is that way.

Not everyone in the LBGT community is like that, but we guess you could just say (as would Mother Monster Lady GaGa) that he was “Born This Way.”

There is Only One Car You Can Buy in Any Color be it Orange, Yellow, Purple, Fuchsia, Black, Red or Lime GIMG_0389reen and its Name is Dodge Challenger: Even before Dodge introduced the 700 horsepower plus 2015 Dodge Challenger Hellcat this muscle car two door was always a true, All-American bad ass. Now being that we are convinced this car could kick most any other car’s ass in a bitch slap fight, this car has earned the right to wear whatever exterior color that it wants. Period, end of story. And remember, this is the only car that is allowed to do so. We don’t care how much money you have either because time has proven again and again that it certainly does not buy taste. Talking to you Kim Kardashian.

Buying a car in Gold, Silver or White with a Light Beige Interior Makes You Look like You are Drowning in a Sea of Tapioca Pudding: Now we all know that silver and white cars look clean a whole lot longer than car with other exterior colors and there is nothing wrong with picking those shades (we do question anyone under 80 who buys a gold car, however). We do take issue, however, when new car buyers insist on getting the lightest beige leather seats, carpets and dashboard to color the interior of the car (and this effect is amplified to horrifying effect in gold cars). Simply put, you are driving the automotive equivalent of visual tapioca pudding. And no one thinks tapioca pudding is sexy.

Only Buy a Black on Black BMW, Audi or Mercedes-Benz if you have in fact been tested for and have a Type-A personality, workblack black BMWin Finance/Stock Markets and have never let anyone into your lane if they signaled ahead of you: In other words, why do all Type-A personality financiers in South Orange County drive the same cars in the same colors and buy them over and over and over again with black exteriors and interiors? This is a job for science that could lead to the discovery of the obnoxious yuppie gene.

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Ten Hard and Fast Rules for Picking the Color Combination for your next New Car | Gaywheels.

2012 VW Passat Intro and pictures


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Windy Tennessee Back Road country suits this car perfectly.

VW has been building the Passat family sedan for sale in the United States for nearly a quarter century but it has always managed to remain a niche player because it was first and foremost designed for the tastes of the European market. So when VW announced that it was going to build a Passat just for North America, the first thing many VW faithful feared was it turning into some monster with huge cupholders, a soggy suspension, numb as Novocain steering and an interior with all of the build quality of your average Ikea bookshelf. So how did it turn out? Click here to read more by Googling the VW Examiner on the National Edition of Examiner.com..

Road Test: 2011 Subaru Tribeca Limited


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Weeklong Road Test Family Car of the Year: The 2011 Acura MDX – National Honda and Acura | Examiner.com


Weeklong Road Test Family Car of the Year: The 2011 Acura MDX – National Honda and Acura | Examiner.com

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Weeklong Road Test: The 2011 Honda CR-Z wants a Word with the Haters – National Honda and Acura | Examiner.com


Weeklong Road Test: The 2011 Honda CR-Z wants a Word with the Haters – National Honda and Acura | Examiner.com

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The Ten Most Interesting Vehicles that are all new for the 2011 Model Year – National VW | Examiner.com


The Ten Most Interesting Vehicles that are all new for the 2011 Model Year – National VW | Examiner.com

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The Top Ten New Cars, Trucks, SUVs and Minivans that I Road-tested in 2010 – National Honda and Acura | Examiner.com


The Top Ten New Cars, Trucks, SUVs and Minivans that I Road-tested in 2010 – National Honda and Acura | Examiner.com

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Weeklong Road Test: The 2011 Kia Optima EX – National Honda and Acura | Examiner.com


Weeklong Road Test: The 2011 Kia Optima EX – National Honda and Acura | Examiner.com

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2011 VW Jetta Pricing, Features and News of Fender Audio Systems for 2012 – National VW | Examiner.com


2011 VW Jetta Pricing, Features and News of Fender Audio Systems for 2012 – National VW | Examiner.com

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